Annoying Annoyer - Updated!

7/23/2008 – 11:10 am | by Mary
  • I’m hungry.
  • But, there are too many people in the lunch room.
  • I don’t feel like discussing what I’m eating.
  • That irritates the shit out of me.
  • So, I’ll post instead.
  • I watched a disturbing episode of “Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?” last night.
  • This planner who everyone seems to love?
  • Wasn’t there the day of the wedding.
  • She was in the hospital, allegedly.
  • Funny thing is, I saw another episode where she pulled a no-show.
  • Why does everyone like her again?
  • The other featured bride called off her wedding 3 times.
  • Me thinks maybe you shouldn’t get married.
  • What’s the difference between regular crystals and Swarovski crystals?
  • Crystals are crystals.
  • Sprinkle diamonds in your bouquets.
  • Then I’ll be impressed.
  • On Flickr: I get really irritated when people link to F&F only photos on public postings.
  • The “you don’t have permission to view this photo” makes me feel kind of dirty and stalker-ish.
  • But.
  • I do the same thing sometimes.
  • To be annoying.
  • I like to be annoying.
  • I’m quite good at it.
  • Ask R.
  • Have you ever found yourself so annoying that you annoy yourself?
  • It happens to me quite often.
  • Yet…
  • I can’t help myself.
  • Judging by my stats the last couple of days…
  • I’m quite pop-u-lair.
  • Too bad it’s only been two people reading thru the archives.
  • Say hi, would ya?
  • I don’t bite.
  • Well…
  • I have before, but…
  • I won’t bite YOU.
  • I kind of put R on time out.
  • I haven’t called, emailed or texted.
  • Since Sunday.
  • R is so busy that I know he hasn’t noticed.
  • I’m well aware of the fact I’m ridiculous.
  • My mom used to tell me growing up: You cut off your nose to spite your face.
  • Yeah, and… ?
  • The thing is, how much I feel left behind & unloved right now…
  • I know our roles will be reversed in the not-so-distant future.
  • I’m not wishing it to happen.
  • But it’s the evolution of relationships.
  • Well, life.
  • Growing, evolving, changing.
  • I’m still hurt.
  • But I’m not as mad anymore.
  • And that’s not because of anyone telling me not to be mad.
  • That usually just gets me more mad.
  • See?
  • I’m crazy.
  • Why does R put up with me again?
  • Why do you?
  • Back to work.
  • Am I ever hungry.
  • Sigh.
  • Update!
  • R just texted:
  • “How r u?”
  • Haha.
  • He missed me.
  • *blows on nails*
  • Update!
  • R said he wants me to visit soon.
  • Glee filled the rest of my day.
  • Like balloons.
  • Glitter filled balloons
  • Glitter and confetti filled balloons.
  • That pop all over you like bubbles.
  • I added password request page.
  • So I can stop harassing my poor readers.
  • Thank you, Maria, for your help.
  • Kid is here.
  • Laying claim to the computer.
  • Night, all!

  1. 21 Responses to “Annoying Annoyer - Updated!”

  2. Angel on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    I hate making my lunch when a bunch of people are there, then I feel rude turning and walking out. But its like I could be doing something else other than waiting for the micro. LOL

    Sometimes time is a good thing when you are mad at your partner. So my marriage counselor says…ROFL That just sounded funny to me.

    Hmm, I think I need to watch that show. I’ve been on a Bridzilla kick, and that chippie from NJ who married the same guy twice and ripped her veil, yah someone needs to slap that b*tch.

  3. Amn.eris on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    Ummm having an aries moment? LOL

    I hate eating in our kitchen at work as well. People feel they should stick their fork in the direction of your food asking…”what is thaaaaaaat?” Just pisses me the hayle off.

  4. kim on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    hi mary, i’m one of your stalkers, (aka,nameless/faceless readers) I have been reading for awhile. I love your style, you are an awsome story teller. I, too am in a long distance relationship, and really enjoy reading about your ups and downs with R. I just wanted to say Hello and thanks for keeping me occupied during these, oh so long, work hours, when i’m forced to look at the computer allll daaayyyy loooong!!

  5. Jo on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    Hello, my name is Jo and I’m a blog stalker. You know since mine is broken.

    Eh, I kid. I kid.

    Welcome, Kim. Nice to meet ya. You’ll find Mare is the sweetest person on the internets & loves to hear from her readers. Don’t be a stranger girl! We’re here to meet people.

    So tell us, do YOU have a blog? Spill it woman!!! *LMao*

  6. Mary on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    Angel: I feel rude for walking out, too, but I can’t stand eating in front of a bunch of people I don’t really know. I would rather just sit and surf (sounds BAD!!) at my desk. One of my biggest pet peeves is someone saying something I’m eating looks weird/gross/smells funny. It’s like: Dude! I’M EATING.

    God I could go on all day. I finally did get in there to heat up my WW meal. Sigh.

    P.S. That bitch was crazy! I wanted to kill her! You know, if the hub does kill her, all they’d have to do is show the jury tapes of the show and he’d get off!

    Amneris: Girl I’m a walking Aries moment. Ugh. Pathetic lately. Last night I wanted to smack myself. I’ll get used to the whole R being gone thing… soon, I hope!

    Kim: I emailed you. Thanks for letting me know who are, lady! Like I sort of explained in the email (and to anyone else that may be reading), I get nervous sometimes when I see a lot of archive reading.

    For one, I think some of them really suck and I feel bad for anyone reading and 2) the whole sister finding the blog, outing to my entire family and twisting every word I say thing… I’m hyper sensitive and I apologize.

    So thanks again for commenting and putting my crazy self at ease, Kim!

    Jo: Why are you trying to snatch up my new friends and stuff? lmao! And speaking of someone having a blog, when are YOU going to reopen yours, huh, missy? Inquiring minds want to know…

  7. MissPrissy on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    OMG how I love bullet posts!
    Anyway…you need to watch “Say Yes To The Dress” on TLC on Tuesday nights, that is if you’re not already watching it.

  8. Anne on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    Hey Mary,

    Just wanted to say hi and that I love the bullet style list. I have a short attention span and tend to skim, so I actually comprehend more in list format :-)

    I think I @twittered you about this but I hate when people are in the lunchroom too. And I second the “gross” comments. I always want to smack people when they do that.

    Oh and I kind of have a peeve about mouth noises people make when they eat. *shudders*. But truly I’d rather just sit and surf. :-)

  9. Mary on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    Missy: Thanks chickadee! Sometimes it’s all my brain can handle. I reread older posts and make myself cringe. I just go on and on and onnnnnnn. I’m trying to not do that anymore, unless I’m really saying something. Ahem. I saw that show name on the guide last night but didn’t know if it was any good. I’ll checka check it out!

    Anne: We’re Twitter-brained now. Too.much.twitter. Actually I think it may be work-brain. It’s like I can’t comprehend too many words at once. Or maybe we just have ADD. Hehe! Sit and surf! Sit and surf!! Omg we’re sit and surfers! *hang ten*

  10. nancy k on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    i always love your lists.

    but now i have to wait a few days before i can copy.

    lol

  11. mia on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    There you go, Mary, outing innocent readers…

    Hey Kim! *waving* Don’t mind, Mary. You should have seen me… I read her for months before I sent her an email asking to see one of her p-word protected posts - and now? By a crazy twist of fate first I met R, then she came to visit me TWICE! It was like a slumber party, both times…

    … AND WE LIVE IN DIFFERENT STATES.

    Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  12. Kari on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    That post sounds exactly how my thoughts in my head sound to me. Now I don’t feel totally crazy and odd. He he :-)

  13. Mary on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

    Nance: Do one now, why wait? It’s not like the maker upper of lists, doll. Yours are good, anyway!

    Mia: Are you warning her that you met R or that I came and crashed at your pad (twice), ate your food (saved some soup), or that I’m (self-diagnosed) Crazy Town? Kim (or anyone else), if you want to read some good archives, read this chick’s. I’ve wasted many hours upon hours digging thru her older stuff. And? She’s not crazy like me. YOU NEED TO WRITE A BOOK, MIA.

    Kari: It’s always nice to bond over our crazy thoughts, isn’t it? :)

  14. dmac on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply

    Hello Mary,
    i didn’t want to be crazy stalker lurker lady either so i’m saying hello to you and jo and mia (cuz i also lurk there).

    on another note, i also logged on last night to get the recipe for that puffy looking baked pancake thing, but i didn’t have enough eggs…i’ll let you know when i actually make it.

  15. Corey on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply

    Hi… I’m Corey and I read your blog *ducks pillows*

    I am verry curious about this password thingie you speak of.

    I figured R would be texting you. You think he doesn’t notice but he does. He probably was waiting for you to cool off. No one wants to mess with angry girlfriend when he probably realized afterwards what an asshat he was.

    Ooooo when are you going? What are you wearing? ;)

    I too loves the bullets.

  16. Mary on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply

    D: You’re not a lurker, silly. And lurker is such a mean word anyway. If you introduce yourself even one time, that’s totally fine. I don’t mean if you only come once every couple months but if you come a few times a week, I do notice and want to know who it is. Partly because I’m nosey and partly that I’m so on edge with the sister thing. I’m glad you read Mia. It’s like a soap opera, but in a good way. Please do let me know when you make it, and how you like it. If you use a skillet with a plastic handle, WRAP FOIL AROUND IT. That’s how my other sister taught me. :)

    Corey: I was at my long lost friend Maria’s blog the other day and noticed she had a contact form in regards to requesting a password for older posts. Honestly, it takes all the guess work out of who’s reading and then I won’t be a huge bee to anyone that actually takes interest enough in my blog! I’m a freak, I know, so I hope this helps. The link is located in the navigation bar up on top.

    Don’t know when I’m going yet. He said after this latest round of training is over so we’ll see. I’m going to Old Navy again today! Woot!

  17. Angel on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply

    Girl you crack me up, I know people think I am the crazy girl laughing to herself…or they know I am surfing.

    Hooray for SD, oh and the getting to see R part. ;)

  18. inga on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply

    R is definitely the make or break of your mood girl. lmao
    Good post.
    You are hilarious.

  19. Mary on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply

    Angel: I can’t even tell you how happy I am at the thought of seeing him. If it doesn’t happen, it doesn’t but I know he’ll try and that does count for something. I didn’t even ask for a date, because I know he can’t really give me one, but I’m ready, girl. READY!

    Inga: Yeah that whole “not sure if I’ll see the person I’ve loved for the past 4 years ever again” can set a girl’s teeth on edge.

  20. mia on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply

    @ dmac:

    Hi!!! I’m excited that you read my non-fairy tale!!! Leave me a comment, too! I get all warm and tingly inside from comments…

    And, Mary… did you just call me a soap opera that you’ve WASTED hours of your life reading? I like to think that I *enhance* your life.

    (goes and cries in the corner)

  21. Jo on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply

    Hi!!! Dmac!! *waves* I remember you from MY STATS/COMMENTS! *LoL* I’ll be back soon PROMISE!

  22. Mary on Jul 24, 2008 | Reply

    Mia: Oh dear. I didn’t mean waste at all. And the soap opera was meant in a way that it sucks you in and you’re fast forwarding thru the commercials on your TIVO to get to the goods. I’d say it’s like a book, but it’s more visual than your average book. SO THERE.

    Jo: We’re all just one big happy blog family!

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