Random Musings
7/15/2008 – 10:46 am | by Mary
- Are people on the eHarmony commercials really happier than your average couple?
- Or do they just act like they invented love?
- Is it wrong for me to think some of those guys are kinda hot?
- But, also wonder how much shit they must get from their boys?
- Cuz there’s whipped and then there’s… that.
- Speaking of commercials…
- I’m ashamed to admit how long it took me to realize what The Cleaner was about.
- I thought it was a show where people called Benjamin Bratt to come help them clean up…
- After they murdered someone. Eek!
- I’m serious.
- I have a way too active imagination.
- I miss Forensic Files, The First 48, shit like that.
- I can’t watch it when R is away.
- That active imagination thing again.
- Granted, I live on the 3rd floor.
- But what if Spider-man decided to become a serial killer, huh? What then?
- Back to R.
- I miss him.
- You may think I sound like a broken record.
- But it’s like a scab that never really heals.
- I’m going to be super fun when he’s actually out of the country.
- I prefer not to think about it.
- A girl in the office and I were thinking of ways to keep me busy with R gone.
- She suggested crafts.
- I almost laughed heartily til I remembered…
- She does crafts!
- Therefore, she wasn’t joking.
- Therefore, would not think it funny if I laughed at her hobby.
- She suggested I Swarovski up some flip flops.
- Am almost tempted to do it and wear them.
- Good for a laugh at least.
- The teen has been relatively nice lately.
- Meaning, not acting like a total asshole.
- When he starts heading down the asshole path…
- I cock my head and look at him as if to say, “Really? That’s really what you want to do?”
- It makes him laugh.
- Well, crack a smile.
- Good enough for me.
- The challenge to not dress like a slob while R is away is going along swimmingly.
- For the past 2 days. Ha.
- At some point, I’m sure it will fall by the wayside.
- Like, pretty much everything else I decide to do.
- It’s a wonder I’ve had a blog this long.
- Or a relationship.
- Or a kid.
- The last one is a joke.
- I’m starting to get the hang of things at the job place.
- Course now that I said that it will all come crashing down around my ears.
- Haha. Ahem. Let’s hope not.
- It’s almost lunch time.
- Be jealous.
15 Responses to “Random Musings”
Brandi on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
GIRL I totally thought the cleaner was exactly what you thought! I was shocked when you just told me different :(
Mary on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Betty on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
The previews for The Cleaner confused me too. I kind of thought it was about helping people disappear… like a DIY witness protection program. Stupid previews.
I’m not a crafty person either… but last year after I got back from dropping Beetle off at the pier, I spent nine hours making a sock creature. I’m sure someone with crafting ability could have made it in an hour or less but I have NO skillz. It kept me from totally losing my shit. This year I’ve been busy decorating/re-decorating my house, visiting with Momma, and for the first time ever, I bought plants and I’m actually attempting to keep them alive. It’s not easy.
mia on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
The guy on eHarmony doesn’t have any boys. That’s why he’s so happy to be in a relationship! OR all his boys are married to the Stepford Wives, and now he’s IN!!!
JO on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
ROFLMAO!!!
# It’s a wonder I’ve had a blog this long.
# Or a relationship.
# Or a kid.
# The last one is a joke.
YOU ARE A MESS!
BUT HOW TRUE IS THIS:
# At some point, I’m sure it will fall by the wayside.
# Like, pretty much everything else I decide to do.
FOR ME! UGH. SO ANNOYING! I WILL NOT LET YOU LET IT FALL! YA HEAR!
YES ALL CAPS…SORRY…MY PINKY IS TOO LAZY TO HIT THE UN-LOCK CAPS KEY - HA!
Nicola on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
Don’t judge the crafts! :P I do all sorts of craft stuff. Actually, I feel embarrassed that I’m destined to be an over-educated housewife lol. Well that’s some days, other days, usually when there are children around I think I’ll be one of those parents who sticks their kids in daycare from 7am till 7pm and work all day.
Mary on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
princessdominique on Jul 16, 2008 | Reply
Talk of the Cleaner made me realize I missed the new episode of The Closer. How similar in name. Lunch looks yummy.
Corey on Jul 16, 2008 | Reply
I LOVE your bulleted blogs!!!! :) Just so you know.
Maybe you should start putting pics into albums or designing the albums. Something to keep you busy. Blurb is pretty awesome!
Mary on Jul 16, 2008 | Reply
MissPrissy on Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
*I love looking at your daily pictures
*If you fall off the wagon, will you still post the pics?
*That is what I thought The Cleaner was about…no?
*Crafts?? maybe to not miss a regular guy, but not R! he’s a big hunk of man! :) You’d have to knit a cozy for his car or something!
Mary on Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
MissPrissy on Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
It should be patriotic, white with red and blue rosettes all over it!!
Just picture yourself as a modern day Betsy Ross.
Angel on Jul 17, 2008 | Reply
Ok you totally enlightened me about the Cleaner…now I may tune in. LOL You have to try the Thai Chicken WW…its good. I mean its no real Thai, but its good.
I constantly tell myself I need a hobby, other than eating, shopping and talking on the phone. I’ve been told those aren’t “real”
Mary on Jul 21, 2008 | Reply