Not So Blonde

I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day…

And I feel the need to pass it along. Enjoy.

P.S. You know you had a short-sleeved crop turtleneck back in the day, you can’t lie to me.

P.P.S. Mine was beige.

P.P.P.S. The guy in the video - stalk much?

Random Musings

• Are people on the eHarmony commercials really happier than your average couple?
• Or do they just act like they invented love?
• Is it wrong for me to think some of those guys are kinda hot?
• But, also wonder how much shit they must get from their boys?
• Cuz there’s whipped and then there’s… that.
• Speaking of commercials…
• I’m ashamed to admit how long it took me to realize what The Cleaner was about.
• I thought it was a show where people called Benjamin Bratt to come help them clean up…
•  After they murdered someone. Eek!
• I’m serious.
• I have a way too active imagination.
• I miss Forensic Files, The First 48, shit like that.
• I can’t watch it when R is away.
• That active imagination thing again.
• Granted, I live on the 3rd floor.
• But what if Spider-man decided to become a serial killer, huh? What then?
• Back to R.
• I miss him.
• You may think I sound like a broken record.
• But it’s like a scab that never really heals.
• I’m going to be super fun when he’s actually out of the country.
• I prefer not to think about it.
• A girl in the office and I were thinking of ways to keep me busy with R gone.
• She suggested crafts.
• I almost laughed heartily til I remembered…
• She does crafts!
• Therefore, she wasn’t joking.
• Therefore, would not think it funny if I laughed at her hobby.
• She suggested I Swarovski up some flip flops.
• Am almost tempted to do it and wear them.
• Good for a laugh at least.
• The teen has been relatively nice lately.
• Meaning, not acting like a total asshole.
• When he starts heading down the asshole path…
• I cock my head and look at him as if to say, “Really? That’s really what you want to do?”
• It makes him laugh.
• Well, crack a smile.
• Good enough for me.
• The challenge to not dress like a slob while R is away is going along swimmingly.
• For the past 2 days. Ha.
• At some point, I’m sure it will fall by the wayside.
• Like, pretty much everything else I decide to do.
• It’s a wonder I’ve had a blog this long.
• Or a relationship.
• Or a kid.
• The last one is a joke.
• I’m starting to get the hang of things at the job place.
• Course now that I said that it will all come crashing down around my ears.
• Haha. Ahem. Let’s hope not.
• It’s almost lunch time.
• Be jealous.