I need to stay off people.com
Because celebrities are much too much fodder for irritation. Case in point:
I get it that women can’t seem to put away the Uggs. I thought these gems were Uggs at first but on second viewing, I see they are mere boots. No matter, because plenty of people still wear both. In summer.
So, Uggs… I thought at some point they’d fly up to the Out section of Style Heaven in the sky - to be welcomed by the outstretched elastic legs of stirrup pants… but, no. The Uggs are still here.
I don’t hate them, exactly, but they’re not my choice in footwear. I’m sure they’re comfy, like a warm fleece blankie. But I live in Arizona and there’s really no time that the temperature is cold enough to wear them. NO THERE IS NOT STOP LYING RIGHT NOW.
Regular boots, yes, for about a month and a half. They have a time and a place, summer not being it. That said, I beseech the women in Phoenix to put the boots up, bitch! Put ‘em away! It’s 115 degrees outside! Buy some freaking flip flops! You’re making me hot just looking at your unseasonably dumb ass!
Back to Hillary. Her ass is in California and while I know y’alls temps dropped after your (4 day long - I’m bitter) heat wave, they can’t have dropped THAT much. It’s still summer, and it’s still California. It never rains in Southern California and all that.
With that in mind I screech: BOOTS AND A SCARF? With shorts? Really, Hillary, REALLY?
That Vanessa Hussy-gens article yesterday and this today I have to say that sometimes, I truly feel celebrities just like to fuck with us. They’re laughing at as, they have to be. They want to see if we follow their lead and when we do, they then can laugh and giggle in their retribution for us reading (and believing) those assholes at TMZ and that crap ass US magazine.
Unless. Hillary has a scarf covering a newly received hickey. Well! That changes the story altogether. I applaud her ingenious!
Why, when I was 17 and after I received my first (yes, my first at 17 and not a year sooner) hickey - I told my mom I burnt myself with the curling iron! The next time it happened (shut it), I told her I was allergic to my perfume!
So a scarf, huh? Yeah, okay, that explains that… but, what the hell’s up with the boots?
P.S. Her man looks like Tom Brady so I hate him on sight. The End.
11 Responses to “I need to stay off people.com”
Kari on Jun 26, 2008 | Reply
Maybe her man has a foot/ankle fetish so she has to cover them up? Ha ha! No I hear ya. I love how comfy my UGGS are, but dude anytime it’s above 70 you can bet they won’t set foot outside my front door :-)
Angel on Jun 26, 2008 | Reply
I’m not a huge fan of UGGS either, maybe if I was thin, otherwise I think I would feel like the abominable snowman, and people would run from me yelling and screaming!
I myself contemplate wearing regular boots here, and up until this week we were still having 50-60 degree temps and I was like NO NO it feels cold, but its June, you can’t wear boots in June. But I am one who still refuses to wear white after labor day too, so what can you do! LOL
evil charity on Jun 26, 2008 | Reply
Oh, I actively hate Uggs. They are hideous and make no sense…they look as though they are meant to be worn in the snow but are make of suede and wool. How very practical. Apparently, the trend is to wear them with really short skirts or shorts. Also, nonsensical.
My husband would tell me that he loves me and sweetly walk me back to my closet to pick something more…oh, i don’t know SANE to wear should I ever try to leave the house looking like that.
Mary on Jun 26, 2008 | Reply
Corey on Jun 26, 2008 | Reply
They say people with anorexia are always cold. Not that I would know from experience because my ass is too hungry for that no eating crp. So maybe little miss “diet” is cold?
Those Ugg boots are UGLY and I don’t get why people wear them outside of the dead of winter and I don’t get why they wear them in real winter either b/c they aren’t really snow proof. My niece had a pair and wore them in the snow and they got ruined with water spots. The worst is those furry boots like the vikings wore. Those need to all be burned.
courtney on Jun 27, 2008 | Reply
Okay yeah…uggs in Cali never seem to die. Can’t figure it out yet…lol
But you only see it in Hollywood though…and sometimes out here in the Valley too…
Angel on Jun 27, 2008 | Reply
“schizophrenic dressing”
this comment has made my day. ROFLMAO!! I love it
Vee on Jun 27, 2008 | Reply
I used the curling iron burn excuse for my first hickey too. She didn’t buy it.
inga on Jun 27, 2008 | Reply
That’s one thing I love about LA and New York…you can wear anything you want at any given time, and people won’t look at you funny. It’s the norm around those parts. lol
I actually love Hilary, so I’m not gonna talk about her. *sticks out tongue*
And Mary! You don’t like Uggs? I love Uggs! I’m so getting a pair this winter!
Mary on Jun 27, 2008 | Reply
Frannie on Jun 27, 2008 | Reply
I have a pair of uggs!! LOL :D But well, I do only wear em when it’s cold out or something.
Huffy is aiight in my book, only cause I like some of the movies that she’s been in. :D What can I sayyyy,eh!!? :)