Waiting for food
I think I’m going to starve before I get it. R forgot what I wanted from Panda Express so he came home to ask me. His Blackberry is broken and he hasn’t gotten around to replacing it yet. I know. Cut off my ARM next time why don’t you, jeez!
So yeah, Panda is right around the corner and yeah, I probably would have been upset if he brought back the wrong thing. But. I’M FREAKING HUNGRY!
How was everyone’s weekend? Ours… kinda sucked. If you don’t follow me on Twitter or Flickr than you haven’t heard R’s car got broken into. Yes. Again. Don’t ever buy a Maxima, that’s the best car advice I can give you. That, and don’t drive too long on a flat tire (I already knew that one before last week - THANK GOD).
Anyway. I get it that having your car broken into has probably happened to almost everyone. I get that people want to write off those assholes that did all the damage as one big easily forgotten about entity named “Crime”. A hassle that we just have to put up with as part of, like, living or something.
But this shit sucks, yo. I won’t wax on and on about it but it makes me sick, okay? Seeing that defeated look in R’s eyes, I never want to see it ever again. Ever! I think you know you’re really in love when you think: I’d rather it have been me.
I really would have! Not only is my car way cheaper to fix but R’s so nice. I’m a bitch! I probably deserve some shitty karma flung my way now and again! But not R.
I know he’s my boyfriend and everything and I’m supposed to love him and think he’s the bee’s knees… and yeah, okay… I might say that he bugs the shit about me every once in a while. Trust me when I tell you there’s not many people that have a purer heart than R. Everyone that meets him, loves him. Oh, internet, I wish you could all meet R!
Anyway, back to those thieving ass sons of bitches and their sticky fucking fingers. I hope those rotten bastards rot in hell. There, I said it. Forgiveness gets the finger. The middle.
This is probably where I should add I’m way more upset those dick munches did over $4000 damage to R’s car than he is. You heard me! I mean, “read” me… whatever! Don’t start with me, missy!
Before all that bullshit *swirly finger* happened, it was actually a decent weekend. I mean, nothing to write home about (like anyone does that anymore, unless it’s email), but a nice, normal time. Lots of cooking, handholding, cooing in eachother’s ears (two truths and a lie!), normal couple stuff.
Sunday, right before we found out about the car, R and I were actually looking at pictures online of wedding decor. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? You could have knocked me over with a feather.
I mean it wasn’t like R pulled up an extra chair to the desk, sat next to me with his chin in his hands while excitedly saying, “Oooh look at that cake! Now that’s a nice cake! What color do you want the bridesmaids dresses to be? Huh? What about yellow?”
But I did show him a bunch of beach themed stuff and he said what he likes and dislikes. He’s also completely enthralled with the idea of a groom’s cake. He had much critique of the Navy inspired offerings I was able to find. Guess what R’s groom’s cake is gonna be! You get 3 guesses and the first 2 don’t count!
Shit. I can’t turn this place into a wedding blog without a ring. Can’t do it! Not gonna do it! Although, you know the idea of R looking at wedding stuff and sharing an opinion?! You could have just as well told me he was born a woman and I couldn’t be more surprised.
Food’s here, homies. And Work Out is on. Could this night be anymore perfect? Yeah, probably.
16 Responses to “Waiting for food”
nancy k on May 27, 2008 | Reply
so sorry about r’s car. i can’t even imagine how bad that sucks!
congrats on looking at wedding decor…that’s HUGE! :)
courtney on May 27, 2008 | Reply
I’m layin here in the dark reading blogs from the BBerry. I forgot about “work out”. Go Seabees. Didn’t know R was a ‘bee. He gets extra points for that. Lol.My whole family is made up of ‘bees. “We build, we fight…blah blah” My life in a nutshell. Lol But anyways, yay for wedding cake discussions. Is it an “anchor” or a “bee” that he wants? Those are my only two guesses. Lol. Alright, lemme go find the Work Out rerun!
admin on May 28, 2008 | Reply
Brandi on May 28, 2008 | Reply
Damn that car shit sucks! Sorry for both of you! When Jene’s van got stolen last year I felt VERY Violated :(
YEA for wedding talk ;)
Amn.eris on May 28, 2008 | Reply
I almost choked on my yogurt and granola…4K worth of damage? WTF? Jeeze Monetty. *sigh*
Wedding talk…hmmm…sounds exciting!!!
Kari on May 28, 2008 | Reply
I still can’t believe that his car was broken into. There seems like a lot of that is always going on in Phoenix, at least when I lived there. Those asshats! Wedding decor huh? Nice! I hope thing start to improve for you crazy kids :-)
Jenny on May 28, 2008 | Reply
man, that really sucks about R’s car. pretty exciting that he would check out the wedding stuff with you though!
courtney on May 28, 2008 | Reply
I wanna say that my dad had an officer’s cap groom’s cake…but I dont remember…hmmm…now I wanna know. lol
MissPrissy on May 28, 2008 | Reply
1. Damn them for making you break your non-cussin’ streak
2. R loves you, so I KNOW he is all you say he is and more:)
3. What did you get at Panda? I always get the Mushroom Chicken *wipes drool*
4. Our AC broke on Friday, it was a gazillion degrees here, other that that the weekend was alright.
THE J-Mo on May 28, 2008 | Reply
Hey Mary - long time no see…
Sorry to hear about the car - that shizz just sucks. That’s cool about the wedding stuff though. ;-)
Hot Girl Extraordinaire on May 28, 2008 | Reply
OK - This is soooo last topic but I know why you bought that wine! I was at Target, hitting up the Clearance stuff on the end of the aisles, and what did I see? Mirassou!
It was hella cheap (like $3) and I almost bought it cause I like my wine cheap and tasty. But I remembered your post… So I just saved my $3 and I bought some Yellow Tail instead.
Thankums!
HGE
Corey on May 28, 2008 | Reply
You already know my sentiments about R’s car but that shit sucks yo! $4K!? Holy crap! Why didn’t they just steal the whole damn thing? That’d have been easier.
That’s awesome about the wedding looking. Remember who your photographer is though ;) hopefully it’s somewhere totally tropical. I need a tan. HA!
inga on May 28, 2008 | Reply
Mary, you crack me the hell UP, girl. lol…talking about you wish the entire internet could meet R! He is a sweetheart though. Hey R! *waves*
Sorry about his car getting broken into. That really bites. People make me sick. Hmph. :(
Angel on May 28, 2008 | Reply
That shit sucks! I am so sorry R…and yes Mare, it so sucks seeing that look. The ju ju will get those little bastards!!
I love that you are looking at wedding stuff, I want to see, I love wedding stuff! OK that is really cool!
I love your flickr pics of food…even though they make me hungry
Friglet on May 28, 2008 | Reply
That absolutely sucks!
admin on May 29, 2008 | Reply