It’s Way Too Late
To be posting… and I’m not even drunk. I had 2 shift drinks before I left the job place and that’s it. Hey, I said I was a lightweight not easy.
- Hector is getting on my damn nerves. He won’t eat the red flakes because he’s a picky ass eater and will only eat the white bits out of the fish food I sprinkle in his bowl. Why must I get such a bratty fish son? Does he want to go back to the pet store? Cause I don’t think he got anything at all there. Hmph. Asshole.
- I made the most in tips at the bar tonight than I have since I started this waitressing gig. I’m not sure what it was because I wasn’t really in the mood to be nice and I barely flirted. Hmmm… why when I’m bitchy, I get tipped more?
- I will never understand people who come into a bar and have 1 drink yet stay 3-4 hours. What are they doing all that time? Don’t they get THIRSTY? I’m gettin’ parched just looking at them.
- I have 2 interviews for “real jobs” next week - Monday and Tuesday. Wish me luck! I’m going to keep working at the bar which would have me hustling 6 days a week but I need money, dammit!
- But I’m not nearly hard up enough for some cash to take the 60-year-old man up on his offer to go back to his place so I can make some “real” money.
- Would you think less of me if I told you I wasn’t as offended by the proposition as I was at the fact he asked the other waitress and one of the bartenders before he focused on his third choice? Um, ME?
- I saw my former sister-in-law for the first time in 10 years today (Saturday afternoon). The last time I saw her, she was 9. She’s now 19 and six feet tall. What a way to make me feel old (and short). You know, the youngsters never really feel you when you tell them how old they make you feel.
- The ex is getting married next weekend and no, I’m not going. I also told him I didn’t know anything about no home videos - whachu talkin’ bout, Willis?
- The ex told me he “almost died” a few days ago because he had 104 degree temp and severe bronchitis. Does it make me a bad person to not really care? I was like, “Wow… that’s too bad. Can you put M on the phone?”
- There was other stuff I wanted to talk about but I can’t remember what the hell it was. Um ummm… Yeah, I’m out.
I thought of more…
- This pineapple vodka is delish.
- R will be here in AZ in a couple of weeks and I already informed him we will be going to see A History of Violence. If any of y’all see it before then, let me know how you like it.
- Can you believe Viggo is 46? Is it just me or does anyone else feel like the older you get, the less people “look” their age?
- R and I are thinking of planning a trip and for reasons unknown, I latched onto the idea of Ixtapa as our vacation destination. Anyone been?
- How will I stop this pounding in my head before my interview tomorrow? (Due to lack of sleep, not abundance of alcohol.)
Still more…
- I love the show Unwrapped on the Food Network. I think it appeals to my curious nature.
- I love the words rife and splendor but I don’t find myself in many situations in which I can effectively use either.